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Magnet - If you are shocked by anything I say...Then you obviously haven't been
Magnet - Keep calm and Fuck Off
Magnet - Less Thinky More Drinky
Magnet - Life can be a bitch, but wine makes this bitch happy.
Magnet - I'm staying home today. I have mood poisoning.
Magnet - My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does
Magnet - Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman
Magnet - Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
Magnet - There's no I in Team, but there's one in wine.
Magnet - I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding. Go Fuck yourself!
Magnet - You have to be odd to be number one
Magnet - ....On the bright side, I'm not addicted to cocaine.
Magnet - Overworked and Under Intoxicated
Magnet - I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Magnet - If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.
Magnet - "I'm an intelligent, classy, well-educated woman who says fuck a lot."
Magnet - Everyone needs something to believe in.
Magnet - I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth
Magnet -Swearing because sometimes gosh darn and meanie head just don't cover it
Magnet - I would like to thank my middle finger
Magnet - To my friends, shine on
Magnet - If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine...you're an amateur
Magnet, There are two types of people in this world
"If I'm weird around you, it's because I'm comfortable." Magnet
"I make wine disappear. What's your superpower?" Magnet
"When I said I was normal, I might have exaggerated slightly." Magnet
"Wine, because it's not good to keep things bottled up." Magnet
"Wine! How classy people get shitfaced." Magnet
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't wine." Magnet
"You think I'm sarcastic? You should hear what I don't say!" Magnet
"I'm Not a Regular Dog Mom. I'm a Fucking Awesome Dog Mom" Unisex T-Shirt
"There It Goes, My Last Flying F*ck" Unisex T-Shirt
"It's My Birthday! Buy Me a Fucking Drink" Unisex T-Shirt
"Hangovers Suck" Unisex T-Shirt
"I Need a HUGe Glass of Wine" Unisex T-Shirt
"I'd Smoke That" Unisex T-Shirt