Life Is Short. Make Sure the Dick Isn’t – Funny Magnet

Life’s too damn short for bad decisions… and even shorter for bad dick.
This funny magnet comes loud and proud on a hot pink background, delivering the brutally honest reminder “Life is short. Make sure the dick isn’t.” It’s unapologetic adult humor for people who know exactly what they want and aren’t interested in settling for less. Equal parts sass, confidence, and zero shame.
Perfect for fridges, lockers, filing cabinets, or anywhere you want to make a statement that cannot be ignored.
Details:
Size: 3.5" x 2.5"
Strong magnet backing
Funny magnet with bold adult humor
Hot pink background for maximum impact
Great gift for friends who appreciate honesty, confidence, and questionable life advice
Because subtlety is overrated and standards matter. 💅🔥