Terms & Conditions

Effective Date: June 22, 2026

Welcome to Pardon My Humor ("we," "our," or "us"). By accessing our website or opting in to receive text messages from us, you agree to these Terms & Conditions.

SMS Messaging Program

By providing your mobile phone number and opting in, you consent to receive informational SMS messages from Pardon My Humor.

Messages may include:

Order updates
Pickup notifications
Customer support responses

Message frequency varies.

Message and data rates may apply.

Opting In

Customers provide consent to receive text messages verbally in person when placing an order.

Customers are informed that:

Message frequency varies.
Message and data rates may apply.
They may reply STOP to opt out.
They may reply HELP for assistance.
Consent to receive text messages is not a condition of purchase.

Opting Out

You may opt out of receiving text messages at any time by replying STOP to any message.

After opting out, you will receive no further text messages unless you opt in again.

Help

For assistance, reply HELP to any message or contact us using the information below:

Pardon My Humor
1634 Copenhagen Drive, Suite C
Solvang, CA 93463

Email: info@pardonmyhumor.com

Phone: (805) 303-5533

Message Frequency

Message frequency varies based on your interactions with Pardon My Humor.

Message and Data Rates

Message and data rates may apply according to your mobile carrier's plan.

Consent

Consent to receive text messages is not a condition of purchase.

Privacy Policy

Your information will be handled in accordance with our Privacy Policy, which may be viewed at:

https://www.pardonmyhumor.com/privacy-policy

Website Use

By using our website, you agree not to:

Use the website for unlawful purposes.
Attempt to interfere with website functionality.
Copy or reproduce content without permission.
Engage in activity that could harm our business or other users.

Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, graphics, logos, images, product descriptions, and designs, is the property of Pardon My Humor and may not be copied, reproduced, distributed, or used without our written permission.

Limitation of Liability

Pardon My Humor shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, or special damages arising from the use of our website, products, or SMS messaging services.

Disclaimer

Information provided on this website is offered on an "as-is" basis without warranties of any kind, either express or implied.

Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms & Conditions at any time. Changes will become effective immediately upon posting to this page. Continued use of our website or services constitutes acceptance of any revised terms.

Contact Information

If you have any questions regarding these Terms & Conditions or our SMS messaging program, please contact us:

Pardon My Humor
1634 Copenhagen Drive, Suite C
Solvang, CA 93463

Email: info@pardonmyhumor.com

Phone: (805) 303-5533

Website: https://www.pardonmyhumor.com