Giddy Up Sparkle Farts. There’s Chaos to Spread – Funny Magnet
Some heroes ride into battle. Others ride unicorns and choose violence… adorably.
This funny magnet features a fearless cat holding a sword while riding a majestic unicorn, fully committed to spreading chaos one sparkle fart at a time. Paired with the phrase “Giddy up sparkle farts. There’s chaos to spread,” it’s peak adult humor for anyone whose personality lives somewhere between unhinged and magical.
Perfect for fridges, lockers, office filing cabinets, or any surface that could use a little more ridiculous energy.
Details:
Size: 3.5" x 2.5"
Strong magnet backing
Funny magnet with bold adult humor
Features a sword-wielding cat riding a unicorn
Great gift for troublemakers, chaos enthusiasts, and people who thrive on weird
Because not all chaos wears armor. Some of it sparkles and meows. ✨😈
4 for $20
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