Holy Shit...You're Old Gift Bag

Forget the sugar-coated birthday wishes—this bag tells it like it is. With the bold phrase “Holy Shit… You’re Old”, it’s the perfect wrap for milestone birthdays and over-the-hill celebrations. Guaranteed to get laughs before they even see what’s inside.
At 8" x 4.75" x 10.5", it’s a great size for wine, gag gifts, clothing, or anything else that makes aging a little easier to handle. Sturdy handles keep it functional, while the blunt message makes it unforgettable.
Because sometimes the best way to say happy birthday is with a little brutal honesty.