How the #*@! Did I Get to Be 80 – Funny Coffee Mug (15 oz.)

Blink once, stretch wrong, and suddenly you’re wondering how the #*@! you got to be 80. This funny coffee mug perfectly captures that daily moment of disbelief, fueled by caffeine and questionable joints.
 
With a bold, no-nonsense message printed on both sides, this funny coffee mug makes sure everyone knows you’re not mad about it… just deeply confused. The classic white ceramic mug with a black handle and black interior keeps the look clean while letting the humor shine.
 
Holding a generous 15 oz., this mug is ready for coffee, tea, or whatever helps you process birthdays that came way too fast. It’s dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and built for daily use whether you’re at home, at work, or side-eyeing your AARP mail.
 
Details:
15 oz. ceramic coffee mug
Printed on both sides
White mug with black handle and black interior
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Funny, relatable, and painfully accurate
 
Perfect for milestone birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone still mentally stuck at 35 but mysteriously 80 on paper.