I almost had an "I need a man" moment kitchen towel

Who needs a man when you’ve got a strong grip and a great sense of humor? This funny kitchen towel proudly proclaims:
“I almost had an ‘I need a man’ moment... then I was able to get the bottle open.”
Perfect for wine lovers, fiercely independent women, and anyone who's ever wrestled with a stubborn cork and won. This towel brings sass to your kitchen, bar cart, or wherever you pop bottles and roll your eyes at outdated stereotypes.
– Soft, absorbent, and functional AF
– Size: Just right for drying dishes or wiping away tears of laughter
– Machine washable (because wine happens)
– Keywords: funny kitchen towel, wine humor, adult humor, girl power, novelty gift
Great for gifting, even better for keeping—because strong women open their own damn bottles.