Magnet - Breaking News - I don't give a shit

"If I'm weird around you, it's because I'm comfortable." Magnet

Magnet - I would like to thank my middle finger

Magnet - Everyone needs something to believe in.

Magnet - Overworked and Under Intoxicated

Magnet - I'm staying home today. I have mood poisoning.

Magnet - If you are shocked by anything I say...Then you obviously haven't been

Magnet - I've reached the age where my Brain goes from "you probably shouldn't

Magnet - Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting