Mini Crystal Peens - Mystery Pick

Size does matter—especially when it’s this adorably small.
These pocket-sized crystal penises measure just over 1 inch long (3 cm, for our metric friends) and pack a whole lot of energy into a tiny package. Whether you’re into crystal healing, conversation starters, or just want a peen with personality, these little guys deliver.
Made from a variety of beautiful stones—like rose quartz, clear quartz, red jasper, dream amethyst, opalite, tiger eye, and more—each one is a mystery pick. That means you don’t get to choose your crystal… the universe (aka us) will decide which one you get.
Perfect for your altar, your nightstand, your purse, or your collection of things that make people say, “Wait… is that a tiny dick?”