Butts On Things 2026 Calendar By Brian Cook

This wall calendar gives everyday objects a hilarious rear-end makeover, turning the ordinary into the cheekily extraordinary! From tennis balls sporting derrieres to beach chairs that seem a bit cheeky, this calendar blends surrealism with a healthy dose of laughter. It's a whimsical journey into a world where everything has a booty—turning ordinary items into objects that might make you snicker. In a world where seriousness reigns, Brian Cook's playful touch reminds us that sometimes, all it takes is a clever twist to bring a smile to our faces. Features include: - 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) - Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging - Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink - Planning spread for September–December 2025 - Spans January–December 2026 - Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders - Official major world holidays and observances - Moon phases, based on Universal Time - Each monthly