Effin' Birds 2027 Wall Calendar By Aaron Reynolds

Warning: calendar contains strong language and stronger laughs. Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic.
 
Features include:
- 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
- Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2026
- Spans January–December 2027
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings