If you mention my ex one more time, I will kill ya, Funny Coffee Mug

Because some topics are off-limits—like that walking red flag you used to date. This mug lays down the law with dark humor and zero chill:
“If you mention my ex one more time, I will kill ya.”
Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger while silently warning your friends, coworkers, or nosey family members to shut it. It’s sarcastic, dramatic, and totally relatable for anyone who's so done with the past.
– 15 oz ceramic mug
– Dishwasher & microwave safe (because convenience matters more than your ex ever did)
– Great gift for breakup survivors, besties with bite, or anyone who’s thriving post-drama
– Keywords: funny mug, breakup humor, adult humor, savage gift, dark comedy
Because healing looks better with caffeine and a side of petty.