Notebook, Shit I Should Not Say (If I Want to Keep My Job)

Because apparently “professionalism” means you can’t just say whatever the fuck you’re thinking.
 
The Shit I Should Not Say (If I Want to Keep My Job) Notebook is the perfect place to write down everything you desperately want to say at work but probably shouldn’t if you enjoy things like paychecks and continued employment.
 
Use the lined pages to document ridiculous meetings, annoying coworkers, questionable management decisions, stupid emails, customer interactions, and all those beautifully inappropriate responses you wisely kept inside your head.
 
Basically, it’s an HR-approved alternative to actually saying it.
 
Details:
Measures approximately 5.75" x 8.25"
Lined pages
Cover reads “Shit I Should Not Say (If I Want to Keep My Job)”
Available in Black, Navy Blue, Yellow, Purple, Orange, Green, or Red
Perfect for workplace venting, notes, random thoughts, and avoiding an uncomfortable meeting with HR
 
A hilarious gift for coworkers, office friends, bosses with a sense of humor, disgruntled employees, or anyone who deserves an award for the number of times they’ve typed a response, deleted it, and replaced it with “Sounds good, thanks!”