Giddy Up, Sparkle Farts. There’s Chaos to Spread T-Shirt

For those who wake up and immediately choose violence… but make it adorable.
This glorious tee features a fearless cat wielding a sword while riding a majestic unicorn, paired with the legendary battle cry:
“Giddy up, sparkle farts. There’s chaos to spread.”
It’s perfect for troublemakers, dreamers, and anyone who believes life is better when it’s a little weird and a lot unhinged.
Printed on a unisex t-shirt, this is your new uniform for spreading joy, sarcasm, and just the right amount of chaos.
Details:
Unisex fit t-shirt
Soft, comfortable everyday wear
Features a cat with a sword riding a unicorn (because obviously)
Ideal for festivals, brunch, school pickup, and confusing strangers
Great gift for fantasy lovers, cat people, unicorn enthusiasts, and professional chaos coordinators.
Ride forth. Cause chaos. Look fabulous doing it. ✨🔥
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design.