I'm Hilarious Once You Overlook The Fact That I'm An Asshole, Adult T-Shirt

Let’s be honest—you’re the life of the party and the reason HR has a file on someone. This unisex tee says what everyone’s thinking (but won’t say out loud). Comfortable, soft, and guaranteed to offend at least one family member, it’s perfect for people who know they’re funny as hell... once you get past the asshole part.
Super soft and sarcastic—just like you
Unisex fit: because assholery knows no gender
Ideal for brunch, bar crawls, or awkward family dinners
Machine washable, even after wine-fueled debates
Warning: may cause excessive nodding from strangers who get it.
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design.