Aspiring Retiree T-Shirt

Because you’re mentally done, emotionally exhausted, and spiritually on a beach somewhere.
The “Aspiring Retiree” tee is for anyone who wakes up tired, checks their bank account, and immediately sighs. Whether you’re counting down the days, the years, or just the minutes until your next break, this shirt gets it.
Printed in bold white lettering on a classic black unisex tee, it pairs perfectly with coffee, sweatpants, and a deep hatred of alarm clocks.
Details:
Unisex fit t-shirt
Black shirt with white lettering
Soft, comfortable everyday wear
Perfect for work-from-home warriors, office survivors, and burnout champions
Great gift for coworkers, bosses, spouses, and anyone who’s already retired in their heart.
Retirement is a mindset. This shirt is proof. 😌🏖️
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design.