I’m Here. I’m Awake. Don’t Push It. T-Shirt

Look. You showed up. You opened your eyes. That’s already a lot. Let’s not get greedy.
This shirt is for mornings, meetings, coworkers, family gatherings, and anyone who expects way too much before coffee. It delivers the message loud and clear — you’re present, you’re conscious, and that’s where the effort ends.
Printed on a classic unisex tee, it’s the perfect uniform for barely functioning adults doing their best.
Details:
Unisex fit t-shirt
Soft, comfortable everyday wear
Perfect for workdays, weekends, and surviving human interaction
Pairs well with coffee, sarcasm, and minimal patience
Great gift for coworkers, tired parents, burnt-out professionals, and anyone who considers being awake a major accomplishment.
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design.