Unisex T-Shirt – Surviving Purely Out Of Spite, Raccoon Shirt

Powered by caffeine, chaos, and sheer spite. This unisex royal blue tee features a wonderfully unbothered raccoon who’s clearly surviving life for petty reasons only — and honestly, same.
Soft, comfy, and packed with attitude, this shirt is perfect for anyone who keeps going not out of motivation… but out of stubbornness and a desire to prove everyone wrong.
Unisex fit for everyday comfort
Vibrant royal blue color that makes the design pop
Chaotic raccoon graphic for maximum petty energy
Great gift for tired adults, overworked humans, and anyone fueled by spite
Because sometimes spite is the only thing keeping us going — and we’re not ashamed.
 
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design.